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Jokes and Riddles

Q:What do astronauts say when the’re hungry?

A:Launch Time!

Q:Why are pirates called pirates?

A:Because they arr!

Q:What is black and white and black and white

A:A penguin rolling down a hill!

Q:Whats the key to a banana?

A:A monkey!

Q:What goes up and never comes down?

A:Your hight

Q:What has a tounge but no mouth, and a soul but no body

A:A shoe

Q:What do you call a list of bicycle names?

A:A cyclist

Q:Where do boats go when they are sick?

A:The dock

4 Responses to “Jokes and Riddles”

  1. hey, did you know that atheism is a non prophet organization? GET IT!! NON PROPHIT!! lol


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