Jokes and Riddles
Q:What do astronauts say when the’re hungry?
A:Launch Time!
Q:Why are pirates called pirates?
A:Because they arr!
Q:What is black and white and black and white
A:A penguin rolling down a hill!
Q:Whats the key to a banana?
A:A monkey!
Q:What goes up and never comes down?
A:Your hight
Q:What has a tounge but no mouth, and a soul but no body
A:A shoe
Q:What do you call a list of bicycle names?
A:A cyclist
Q:Where do boats go when they are sick?
A:The dock



hey, did you know that atheism is a non prophet organization? GET IT!! NON PROPHIT!! lol
Eric E - April 9, 2009 at 6:05 am |
no i dont srry xP
careyprice28 - April 11, 2009 at 3:20 am |
you know how prophets are in the Bible? and atheism is against God? uhh it’s kind of a thinker
Eric E - April 11, 2009 at 4:56 am
huh
careyprice28 - April 11, 2009 at 6:40 pm